Good Morning To Everyone Except The Person Who Created This Fortnite Porn Parody

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Sometimes the internet can be a wholesome vehicle of change, one that looks to fund important life-saving surgeries or reunite long-lost relatives with their worried families.

However, there are also times when things crawl from the semen-stained depths of the darkest places on the internet to catch our attention, and one of those things is the porn version of Fortnite: Fortnut.

On top of having one of the most creative porn parody names in recent memory, it also boasts a wide range of much-loved skins, and I’m not talking about condoms!

Fortnut is a parody brought to you by the fine people at WoodRocket, who responsible for such family-friendly favourites such as Oversnatch, Dragon Boob Z, and Metal Rear Solid: The Phantom Peen.

Judging from the trailer, it’s somewhat hard to see if this is a serious stab at a Fortnite parody or not, as it looks like the manifestation of a horny 15-year-old’s wet dream that’s been captured on screen.

Complete with fucking llamas, flying dildos and cringey one-liners that will destroy any ounce of sexual attraction you have in your body, Fortnut promises to be one of the highlights of your future shameful wankfests.

Fortnut is currently out on the world wide web, so if you’re keen to hear more amazing clapbacks like “I guess the money you spent on skins should have been spent on not dying in the first few minutes of the game, dick,” then I suggest you get on it.

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