Cupe

fair game

A muzza is a young male, usually of southern European decent (even though they've never been there), that are born and raised Melbournians. Living in middle-class western and northern suburbs they are depicted by their cars.. Usually canary yellow VL turbos (often built by the Rajabs), VN 5 litre's, VQ Statesmans or the R33 Skyline.. Baseball caps are constantly worn alongside hair product, but to make sure they dont wreck their hair the caps sit on top of their hair (and away from the fringe). Bum-bags are a must to hold all your mobile phones (one for the bros, and one for the hoes), and also some change to spend at maccas. They walk like they're trying to immitate a scarecrow, or like they're holding a bucket of water in each hand (with a subtle swaying motion) This is often a result of going to the gym once or twice and thinking your lats are so huge you cant put your arms straight down your side. As soon as there's any drizzle outside muzzas call all their bros and go do some demos in your cars.. ripping it up in the wet is considered "free demos" because it doesnt bald your tires as much. Muzzas are often highschool dropouts currently doing apprentiships, with every cent they earn going towards their cars (mostly on tires and petrol), and they end up wondering why all their bros who went to uni end up driving mercs and picking up chicks while they stick to their teeny bopper marias (which are the 13-16yr old female equivalent of a muzza) who are the only chicks who go for these guys. Common hangouts are Bell St maccas, or any other Hungry Jacks 24hour store carpark, but the most common place (which is guarenteed to give you some pure muzzas) has got to be Chapel Street on Friday and Saturday nights. Doing constant and repetitious laps of this popular shopping strip is a must, and ensures many hours of sitting in traffic at 3am on a Saturday morning. Cars: Holden VL Berlinas to Calays, usually worked by Rajab or Bresciani Racing. Most comon colour includes Canary Yellow on BT1s dumped on 15” Interceptors. 5Lt VN’s, VQ Statesmen, R33 Skylines ect. Language: Almost every sentence a Muzza says will include several of the following words; Uleh, Re, Bro, Lan, Scarn-On. Uleh; Lebanese for Brother/Mate. Re; pronounced Ah-re, more common with the Greeks or any Wog of Non-Lebo Background, meaning some as Uleh. Lan; pronounced Lun, more common with the West Asian Wogs, meaning man. Scarn-On, wog for what’s going on/what’s up.

hahahaha fair call

fuck bein your neighbour

the fuck

what the fuck he just got 2 1200's for a grand? /cutmyself

great work tomy

jesus christ are you launching satellites?

Make a new thread for each one instead of bumping the same thread over and over

welcome edited your post to use the embed code for the clip

hard out

i meant the site will be selling them through its store

this place will sell 10 1200's a month in a couple of years

wtf you've produced for over 5 years with nothing physical to show?

rofl i wouldn't sell it for 10 1200's

i don't have any money

heya mang welcome to ADJF

fuck i'd so get that im achin to replace my shit with 12XX's

Welcome! Please ask your dj related questions in the right sections (probably beginners) and keep this for your welcomes

i'm kind of getting over whingy dj's bitching about their job on youtube and shit tbh this cunt would be funnier if he didn't keep going closed balls voice every now and then

Moved to competition section

fuck that ghostface, i would of mixed sitting down

nice

you can right click the image and check the properties or i just right click and view image and cut and paste from the address bar depends what browser you use

you can get loads of legal torrents anyway torrents aren't illegal, pirated copyrighted property is