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Well.... 3 discmans + mixer if you need help your on your own, even tough they say theres a 24 hour back up. 2 hour training then your off to your first gig. they take a massive cut. the music they give you is 2 weeks too late. even if you bring your own shit and actually mix, they don't care, if anything theyl give you shit about it cause if you become too good most likely you will leave them. on the plus side. i would have never gotten in djing if it wasnt for them. i almost always get to work at least once a week. Like others have said. You learn how to read the crowd, speak on the mic and handle drunk people. But thats about it.

Sadly, people take one look at my setup and think my name is mobydisc... :'(

Old man asks if I can turn the music down.

-When people eat instead of drink and talk instead of dance. Then complain at the end when the place calls music off in 10 min. -21'st at a nice respectable venue, with most of the extended family invited as well as all her friends who want nothing but house music. as far as im concerned a 21'st belongs in a poorly lit garage in the middle of nowhere where the only point is to drink, fuck and if theres time dance. -Hot girls who ask for bad songs on behalf of their mother. eg lady gaga -Hot girls who ask for bad songs on behalf of their closeted boyfriend, eg that new britney song... -bogan weddings, enough said,

full tux

I needed something to hide behind. Girls scare me.

Khe sanh working class man

5k guy has the same speakers and amp as i do. I feel slightly better about myself now

When parents come up and want to look through my crate for music their kid would like. And no pink doesn't get the fugging party started...

Hit shuffle on iTunes and mix what comes up.

No directly related to playlists, BUT, do a test with all your lights on and amps on full volume. You don't want to turn on a light and trip the breaker. Silence is always awkward.

Beware of human jukebox syndrome.

Guys will occasionally use a hot female friend to try to sneak in a bad request. Don't play sexy music if you don't want to see the hot girl you've been checking out make out with some random douche bag. Memorize this phrase. "I had that new Britney song but the got scratched. By me." But seriously, At a mobile gig try to make sure that every person enjoyed themselves at one point or another.

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What about Automix? Specifically when your at a wedding, and they just want To hear the same 5 songs on repeat for 2 hours while their eating and I'm sobbing quietly in the fetal position in a nearby dark corner?

followed by: sandstorm - darude skrillex - long drive ratm - killing in the name of? Sum 41 - FAT LIP a little obscure, but good follow up to ratm

SANDSTORM - DARUDE The original version, kill all lights on the first beat, as its slowly builds up add wash lights, beatmatch the strobe 16 bars before the "chrous", just before the drop flash the highs. Assume Jesus pose.

1. Truly Madly Deeply - Savage Garden 2. Blame it on the Boogie - The Jacksons 3. Deadmau5 - Strobe 4. Ronan Keating - You say it best 5. Lou Bega - Mambo #5 6. James Brown - Sex Machine 7. Van Morrison - Brown eyed girl 8. Michael Jackson - Billie Jean 9. Mustang Sally - The Commitments 10. Los del Río - Macarena 11. Abba - Waterloo / Mamma Mia 12. Bee Gees - Night Fever 13. ABC- The Jacksons 14. Love Shack - B-52's 15. Grease - Megamix 16. Pink - Get the party started 17. Black eyed Peas - Lets Get Retarded 18. Wham! - Wake me up 19. J. Geils - centerfold 20. Ike & Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits 21. Shania Twain - Feel like a woman 22. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex 23. Steps - 5,6,7,8 24. Queen - Fat Bottom Girls 25. Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On 26. Dean Martin - That's Amore 27. chicks - fat pizza 28. Jive Bunny - That's what I like (or anything really off the album) 29. AC-DC - Highway to Hell 30. Dave Dobbyn - Slice Of Heaven 31. Choirboys - Run To Paradise 32. Ultimate Kaos - Cassanova 33. Bangduck - Afrojack 34. Queen - Crazy little thing called love 35. Billy Idol - White Wedding 36. Iggy Pop - Candy 37. Black Eye Peas - The Time 38. Rock Lobster - B52's 39. Spin me Right Round - Billy Idol (Correct me if im wrong) 40. jason nevines vs run dmc: its like that. 41. Relax - Whoever the fuck sings RELAX (frankie goes to hollywood, if you mean the gay anthem about holding off when you wanna cum?) 42. The Message - Grandmaster Flash 43. Party Rock Anthem - LMFO DAMN SHUFFLERS, ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?!?!?!

At an 18th some guys were playing "touch the boiling mushroom light". Needless to say one asshole decided to punch it. Music stops, I point at the guy and announce that no more music is playing until this guy leaves, except not as polite and a bit more screamy, He came back later and apologised. Nobody else touched my sh!t.

back on topic 1. Truly Madly Deeply - Savage Garden 2. Blame it on the Boogie - The Jacksons 3. Deadmau5 - Strobe 4. Ronan Keating - You say it best 5. Lou Bega - Mambo #5 6. James Brown - Sex Machine 7. Van Morrison - Brown eyed girl 8. Michael Jackson - Billie Jean 9. Mustang Sally - The Commitments 10. Los del Río - Macarena 11. Abba - Waterloo / Mamma Mia 12. Bee Gees - Night Fever 13. ABC- The Jacksons 14. Love Shack - B-52's 15. Grease - Megamix 16. Pink - Get the party started 17. Black eyed Peas - Lets Get Retarded 18. Wham! - Wake me up 19. J. Geils - centerfold 20. Ike & Tina Turner - Nutbush City Limits 21. Shania Twain - Feel like a woman 22. Cotton Eye Joe - Rednex 23. Steps - 5,6,7,8 24. Queen - Fat Bottom Girls 25. Marvin Gaye - Lets Get It On 26. Dean Martin - That's Amore 27. chicks - fat pizza 28. Jive Bunny - That's what I like (or anything really off the album) 29. AC-DC - Highway to Hell 30. Dave Dobbyn - Slice Of Heaven 31. Choirboys - Run To Paradise 32. Ultimate Kaos - Cassanova 33. Bangduck - Afrojack 34. Queen - Crazy little thing called love 35. Billy Idol - White Wedding 36. Iggy Pop - Candy 37. Black Eye Peas - The Time